HOPE you’ve enjoyed a pleasant week’s motoring, bereft of
bumps and scratches. Meanwhile, in Russia , footage of a fishtailing
Lada has been uploaded to YouTube for your evening entertainment.
You can’t have failed to notice the sheer quantity of clips
being uploaded to YouTube of Russians crashing things, badly filmed by dashcams
of family saloons slogging their way through a snowdrift somewhere in Siberia . This compelling concoction of spins, rolls and
crashes – think of it as sort of You’ve Been Framed meets Police
Camera Action, with added Moscow
profanity – has proven so popular that petrolheads over here now happily
use #meanwhileinrussia as a hashtag on Twitter.
If you don’t know what a hashtag is, get your children to
fire up YouTube and enjoy someone else’s motoring misfortune to while away a
few idle minutes. It is weirdly compelling for the same reason that you’ll
always slow down on the motorway to gawp at a car crash.
Yet what worries me isn’t these clips’ weirdly addictive
edge. It’s that the things which make them possible – those crude,
dashboard-mounted cameras – are becoming increasingly fashionable over here
too.
Already I know of one court case which involved a lorry
driver whose dashboard camera proved an unfortunate meeting between his cab and
motorcyclist wasn’t his fault. As a result of this and the increasing appetite
for the insurance companies to have our every movement monitored – black boxes,
anyone – dashboard camera sales are booming in the UK . You might even get one under
the tree this Christmas.
While the idea behind them has an appeal – film your drive
to work, so you can prove it was the prat in the Audi A3 who drove into your
front bumper at 40mph – I can’t help but wonder if we’re unintentionally
creating Channel Four’s next comedy series for them, free of charge.
At the moment at least, there’s precious little to prevent
these clips escaping into cyberspace, where spotty teenagers will be able to
compile them into amusing ten minute videos, which will amuse office workers in
Moscow endlessly. The clips will be just as morbidly compelling, but with fewer
errant Ladas involved. Being involved in a crash, for whatever reason, is
frightening enough, but knowing it’ll sit on YouTube for the rest of eternity
or be forever repeated on Britain’s Best Car Crashes is something else
altogether.
Meanwhile in Russia ,
for now, has a certain crude ring to it, but Meanwhile in Formby is a scarier
prospect altogether.
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